Local Limericks

Hi folks, here are some limericks I came up with the other day:

There once was a man from Salt Lake,
Who hated to shovel and rake.
His wife made him work,
But his work he did shirk,
So in kind she stopped cooking him steak.

There once was a gal from Woods Cross,
Who married the son of her boss.
She came to work tired,
And soon she was fired,
And she blamed Dad-in-Law for her loss.

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